snapchatting:

you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life

(via yuckier)

versacebitch:

loungezombie:

versacebitch:

the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it

i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this

(via 50shadesofvalentineschocolates)

itsbrotherfuckingwincest:

excuse me, jensen’s shoulders and hips and chest and abs and thighs and arms and face

we need to have a talk

(via superwholockianmetalhead)

xelamanrique:

Me:

You:

(via beyonceism)

berepah:

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

i tried to scroll past i really did

(via mymindpalaceisatardis)

hungarian:

tumblr has desensitized me to humor like i used to laugh at a lot more things but now everything seems old & i feel like i’m 57 yrs old

(via patrickstumpsvoice)